is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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