Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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