What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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