His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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