Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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