As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
