Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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