operation harelip BJ is a go
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Boobs are out for the taking
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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