Whod you bang
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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