He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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