check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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