I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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