It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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