i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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