How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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