I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
