i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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