Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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