There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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