Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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