Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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