it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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