I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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