is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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