i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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