I wish I could punch you in the face.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
A bitchslap is in order.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
