it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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