When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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