Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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