I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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