She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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