you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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