She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
