Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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