singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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