4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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