she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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