We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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