Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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