it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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