shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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