do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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