She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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