Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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