Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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