You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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