I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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