ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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