Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Randomize
