I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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