He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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