and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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