I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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