I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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