Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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