I like to think it a success when the cops are called
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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