I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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